Just when I thought I'd heard of every possible knitting-related invention, I was shocked today to discover wind knitting. Some incredibly ingenious person has designed and built a small roof-top machine that knits by wind power. It knits a circular tube, which is cut periodically and stitched by hand to secure the edges, and viola - you have a scarf! Don't believe me? See for yourself!
I just have one thing to say about this... I WANT ONE!!!